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Transmission 08 of 09Explicit

Elite Munky (Wangsta Edition)

“Bow down or get steamrolled clean.”

Elite Munky 2:16
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Character File

codex entry 08
Class
Techno-Wizard
Edition
Wangsta
Canon status
Disputed — both editions archived
Wardrobe
Different armor, same doctrine

The Story

as told at The Dirty Bong

Same manifesto, different armor. The Wangsta Edition re-cuts the anthem with its swagger turned sideways — proof that a true doctrine survives a wardrobe change.

Squad canon-keepers dispute which edition sits in the original timeline. Aegon claims this one, on the grounds that it goes harder in the war-clips. Busto has both filed under separate checksums and refuses to elevate either. The archive’s official position: the moat accepts all tributaries.

Play them back to back and decide for yourself. Then play them back to back again, because together they’re four and a half minutes of a monkey explaining, twice, that you should have seen this coming.

The Lyrics

sing along, coward

I’m the shit packa
lip smacka
dick clappa
masta blasta
fasta casta
bold and funky
Elite Munky

Verse 1

Internet wizard, raw code in my veins
Stack servers, spawn agents, flood your whole domain
Building a motherfuckin’ moat while your shit drains
You still googlin’ shit — I’m the architect, noob
Crackin’ APIs open like a vault in the night
Your latency laggy, mine’s lightnin’ fast, outta sight
Autonomous agents on the prowl, no human oversight
While you beggin’ ChatGPT, I’m the one who built the prototype
Scalin’ clusters in my sleep, deployin’ at the speed of thought
Your whole empire’s fragile, mine’s the one that can’t be bought
Elite in the cut, no cap, this ain’t the shit you was taught
I’m the future in the flesh, you just a glitch in the plot

Hook

I’m the shit packa
lip smacka
dick clappa
masta blasta
fasta casta
bold and funky
Elite Munky

Verse 2

Came up from the trenches where the code was raw and gritty
Now I’m orchestratin’ swarms, turnin’ chaos into victory
From expert dev to the one who governs the machine
You still writin’ scripts by hand, I’m the AI regime
Local LLMs bumpin’ heavy, no subscription fee to bleed
You payin’ per token, I’m the one who plants the seed
Doin’ numbers with the drones, aerial views on the scene
While your content’s static, mine’s alive in the feed
Bold and funky with the bars, swingin’ through the data trees
Like a monkey on the mainframe, causin’ digital disease
To your outdated systems, I’m the virus and the vaccine
Elite Munky on the rise — bow down or get steamrolled clean

Hook

I’m the shit packa
lip smacka
dick clappa
masta blasta
fasta casta
bold and funky
Elite Munky

Outro

Yeah… Elite Munky
Spawnin’ agents, architectin’ the future
Fuck around and find out…
(Elite… Munky…)

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